I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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