sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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