Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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