I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
only if we run a train.
done.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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