Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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