shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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