16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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