I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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