I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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