Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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