is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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