brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed