You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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