I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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