Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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