You work out of a Hotel?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
