I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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