GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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