I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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