I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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