Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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