There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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