My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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