im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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