I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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