Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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