you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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