tell your sister to shave her snatch
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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