someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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