How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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