I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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