that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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