I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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