oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I showed him my bush... on skype.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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