But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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