It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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