I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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