i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
