Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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