I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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