I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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