winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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