well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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