last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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