I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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