I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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