dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
