i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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