well most of my day revolves around power hour
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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