I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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