so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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