I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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