my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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