Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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