So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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