life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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